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 Post subject: Edward is real! What will you do? (multiple choice)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:41 pm 
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Just a little hypothetical fun here...

Say you found out somehow that Edward was real, well based on a real person, and just about everything was true except for the vampire bit. So now you know he's human, perfect, and a part of the real world, oh and let's just say for convenience sake that Bella chose Jacob. What would you do?

(If it makes you feel better, you can add "If I weren't already married" to your answer.)

Here are my 3 favorite possibilities:

1. Seriously stalk him.
2. Stage a chance encounter, in hopes that he will fall desperately in love with you
3. Put him in a jar and take him home.
(See hotties in a jar thread)

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Hmmm...something to ponder while I sip my coffee...

1. Yes!
2. Sure, sure!
3. Absolutely!!

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1) ummm DUH!
2) Possibly several chance encounters - just to make sure it actually happened.
3) Well, I would take him home in a jar - but only if I could take him out WHENEVER I wanted to ***play***

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 Post subject: Re: Would you be a hypothetical stalker???
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StupidShinyVolvoOwner wrote:
Just a little hypothetical fun here...

Say you found out somehow that Edward was real, well based on a real person, and just about everything was true except for the vampire bit. So now you know he's human, perfect, and a part of the real world, oh and let's just say for convenience sake that Bella chose Jacob. What would you do?

(If it makes you feel better, you can add "If I weren't already married" to your answer.)

Here are my 3 favorite possibilities:

1. Seriously stalk him.
2. Stage a chance encounter, in hopes that he will fall desperately in love with you
3. Put him in a jar and take him home.
(See hotties in a jar thread)


1. Stalk him, of course.
2. Definitely definitely stage a chance encounter.
3. No jar...I need him full size...that is all I am going to say.
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Hypothetically-

1. *faints*
2. *sits up dazed*
3. most definitely

*if I wasn't married* :D

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I'm having a problem with incoherency at just the thought of facing a real life Edward. I'd probably just stand there and stare at him like an idiot. I guess I'd go with #2, maybe I could stage a car accident with a fellow stalker as a way to get "saved" by him.

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I would definitely stage a meeting, but I think I would have to pretend I'd never heard of the whole Twilight series so he wouldn't run away screaming. I mean, if this actually happened he'd have stalkers around every corner. Of course I'd have to stalk him first to figure out my meeting place!

Haha...if only!

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 Post subject: Re: Would you be a hypothetical stalker???
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StupidShinyVolvoOwner wrote:
Just a little hypothetical fun here...

Say you found out somehow that Edward was real, well based on a real person, and just about everything was true except for the vampire bit. So now you know he's human, perfect, and a part of the real world, oh and let's just say for convenience sake that Bella chose Jacob. What would you do?

(If it makes you feel better, you can add "If I weren't already married" to your answer.)

Here are my 3 favorite possibilities:

1. Seriously stalk him.
2. Stage a chance encounter, in hopes that he will fall desperately in love with you
3. Put him in a jar and take him home.
(See hotties in a jar thread)




After I spend way to much time stalking the poor guy, I would start to plan out an elaborate "chance" meeting that would make him fall desperately in love with me. He would become so dazzled by me that he would beg to follow me home and live in the jar I would graciously offer him.

In this perfect world that I am fantasizing about, my husband would be perfectly fine with this turn of events, and allow me to play with my hottie in a jar as often as I would like.

I need to stop now before my fantasy world takes over completely...
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I would seek the advice of a witch doctor, who would concoct a love potion for me to slip into his favorite coffee beverage. Then I would get a job at his favorite coffee shop, and when he came in for his morning cup of joe, I would chant the magic spell, slip the contents of the love potion into his latte, and wait for the magic to take effect.

It could work.... 8)

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YES to all the above.

I am married but would be willing to forget all that for a real Edward Duh!!!!!!! :D

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Screw my marriage.....




LET ME AT HIM!!!!





Bwahahah....j/k!




Maybe...

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ObsessedMuch! wrote:
I'm having a problem with incoherency at just the thought of facing a real life Edward. I'd probably just stand there and stare at him like an idiot. I guess I'd go with #2, maybe I could stage a car accident with a fellow stalker as a way to get "saved" by him.


I'm right there with you. I would probably act like a complete moron :oops:

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I would seek the advice of a witch doctor, who would concoct a love potion for me to slip into his favorite coffee beverage. Then I would get a job at his favorite coffee shop, and when he came in for his morning cup of joe, I would chant the magic spell, slip the contents of the love potion into his latte, and wait for the magic to take effect.


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STALK!!! Yes! Definitely set him up and hope like HELL he can't read my mind either!

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:twisted: Definately stalking... that is how I got my current man!

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CaliCat wrote:
I would seek the advice of a witch doctor, who would concoct a love potion for me to slip into his favorite coffee beverage. Then I would get a job at his favorite coffee shop, and when he came in for his morning cup of joe, I would chant the magic spell, slip the contents of the love potion into his latte, and wait for the magic to take effect.

It could work.... 8)


This almost sounds like somehting that you have been platting all the while :lol:
chances are that I would stalk him from the shadows cause I would never have to courage to actually walk up to EDWARD, if I tried I would proably faint at his feet or get nervious and spill something on him-it wouldn't matter if neither of us was holding anything spillable I would manage. :roll: I also love the jar idea.

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