While we were in Forks we were entertained by our very own Twilight Siren and Yep!I'mDazzled. They performed a new and improved version of Vanilla Ice called Vampilla Ice. It was such a hit that we nagged, pleaded and flat out begged until they recorded it for us to share with everyone~
Vampilla IceAll right stop, collaborate and listen
Bella’s back with a brand new vision
Edward, grabbed a hold of her tightly
bit like a vamp and now they’re up nightly
will they ever stop
a’hell no
step in the sun, and they’ll glow
to the extreme she locks her mind from the vandals
running through trees, now she’s gonna dazzle
vamps hit the ball and it booms
Jasper said, “I don't know they have brooms”
sexy, when he plays her his melody
sometimes you gotta be down with a felony
love it or leave it
you better stay away
down at first beach the wolves don't play
if it was a Cullen, Yo you’d know it
check out their eyes
golden color will show it
Ice Ice baby
Her skin is ice ice baby (x3)
Now that bellas a Cullen
with the venom kicked in, now the powers are rollin’
quick to the point, Emmett's strength she wastin’
eatin’ mountain lion like a pound of bacon
Now then, take you back to the first
Edward smelled Bella and he got a crazy thirst,
but he fought that, always rubbin’ his temples
mind over matter even though it wasn't simple
Rollin’ in his shiny volvo,
with the tinted windows so his skin don't glow
The weddings on stand by
Bellas ready to die
there's a lil’ somethin’ that she wanted to try
Kept on, pursuing no she wont stop
He said they’d try, but if he needed they would stop
The deal was made Yo
so we continue to, say I do, now the honeymoon
the weather was hot so she wouldn't be freezing
waves in the water, even though we didn't see any
jealous, cuz you know it was divine
stayed on the page cuz its about time
wakin’ with feathers in her hair
to the next room, bed and pillows beware
Edward said no more deal
bella was fine her bruises would heal
in the mornin’
bella was a hot mess
guess what
Edward is an Incubus
tired and hungry, whats with that
trying to figure out why she’s craving big macs
blue box on the scene
you know what that means
it passed her up, now she’s gonna have a mini me
if there was a problem
Yo she’ll solve it
check out her bump, only two weeks evolve it
She had a half vamp baby(x4)
Must feed, but bella can control it
Nessies on the scene, touch your face she can show it
Forks town, preparing for a show down
Volturi plan to take souls to the ground
Alecs mind makes you not even feel
Janes powers make you squirm and reel
Volturi be warned, thats a hell of a concept
they wanna fight, but they shouldn't step with this
Cuz they’re gonna need aid
they’ll be sliced like a ninja
cut like a razor blade
so fast, other vamps ‘ll say damn
if her mind was a drug
they’d sell it by the gram
kept her composure, not time to let loose
hypnotized by her shield before they kicked caboose
if there was a problem
Yo They’ll solve it
Check out the Cullens, Kate and Garret get on it
Ice Ice baby
Her Skin is ice ice baby
She had a half vamp baby
and Jake imprinted on that baby
Yo vamps, Lets get out of here
Word to your coven
Ice ice baby too cold, too cold
So much better then the original. The lyrics were hilarious!! I laughed so hard!! I totally wish that I could have seen you two perform it live at Forks. Maybe next year? 
I'm going to be passing around this video to all my Twilight friends now. And most of them are old enough to fully appreciate this parody. Lol.
Fantastic 
- I got my tickets
